1. Koalas are eight, they're telepathic.

    1. Gary: Are you saying I'm God?
    2. Margaret: Technically, no. If God is a ten, a theoretical ultimate, that-which-no-greater-can-be-imagined, you're more of a nine.
    3. Gary: So what are you?
    4. Margaret: Humans are sevens. Monkeys are sixes.
    5. Gary: What are the eights?
    6. Margaret: Koalas. They're telepathic. Plus, they control the weather.