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November 2011
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Koalas are eight, they're telepathic.
Gary: Are you saying I'm God?
Margaret: Technically, no. If God is a ten, a theoretical ultimate, that-which-no-greater-can-be-imagined, you're more of a nine.
Gary: So what are you?
Margaret: Humans are sevens. Monkeys are sixes.
Gary: What are the eights?
Margaret: Koalas. They're telepathic. Plus, they control the weather.
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October 2011
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September 2011
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did you know?: How To Save Yourself From Choking. →
did-you-kno:
1. Try to talk: If you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislodge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the…
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hows the how?
me: hows the how?
HS: fucked
me: how fucked is the how?
HS: totally
me: aww
me: hows the continue?
HS: durung turu kih
me: and then?
HS: :sdrdaw052353\
me: oh.. ok
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July 2011
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Siapa yang berantem?
D: Lo tu berantem terus ama dia
R: Iya! Masa aku tadi dibilang pikun ama dia..
D: Oya? Emang tadi berantem?
R: Iya mas
D: Kapan, kok gw ngga liat?
R: eh.. mm..
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